Worst Game Ever
Now that I feel like a true Israeli, I have sworn off taking taxis in favour of city buses. Why you may ask? Good question......the almighty dollar. Why should I pay 20, 30 or even 40 shmekels for a 10 minute cab ride when I can ride the bus for a mere 5.5 shmekels? Unfortunately, due to this change in transportation credo, I have begun to play a horrible game that I assume every Israeli plays......spot the terrorist.
First off, let me elaborate a little further on the safety measures the Israeli police provide for those riding the bus. At each and every stop, there is an armed officer that acts as a "bouncer" for anyone wanting to take the bus. He approaches everyone (myself included), wishing them a "yom tov" (nice day) in order to hear their reply (I answer in English---better to be a tourist at this point), he also stands by each bus as people board, he checks the various garbage receptacles looking for suspicious packages.....and that's just what I noticed, who knows what else he does.
So back to the game. As I stand at the bus stop, waiting for the 38 to take me from town to the Old City, my mind does not wander. I'm not thinking about the upcoming Stanley Cup finals, not about the constant barrage of Qassams landing in Sderot, or even who will win the Labor primaries this week and most probably replace Peretz as Defence Minister. I "people watch", looking for someone wearing a heavy jacket, carrying a bag suspiciously or anything out of the ordinary (which is tough, as everything is pretty much out of the ordinary). But then I start to wonder, what, if anything I would do if my spidey senses kicked in and I felt I should act. Would I tell someone in my (what would be) adrenaline filled broken Hebrew? Would I act myself and approach said suspect? Who knows.....All I do know is that this is a game I will be playing for the foreseeable future, and what bothers me the most is that I'm OK with that. In some sick and twisted way, it makes me feel more Israeli. I feel this will somehow bleed into my subconscious, so that in the coming weeks and months I will be able to contemplate the Sens chances against the Ducks, Barak or Ayalon as the new Labor leader and what the government will do in the South, all the while still playing the worst game ever.
